Dear Mr./Ms. Bossname,
Whoooo hooooo! Everyone dreams of resigning this way, but I actually get to do it!
You may have seen on the news last night that I won the state lottery. Yep, lots and lots of dollars, payable to me.
In all seriousness, I have enjoyed my time at XYZ Company. It’s been much more than a paycheck to me, and I appreciate the experience and professional growth afforded to me here.
With that being said, I am now a multimillionaire, so see ya on the flip side!